my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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