I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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