Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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