He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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