I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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