Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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