yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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