At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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