so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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