Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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