you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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