Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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