Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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