a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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