Do vagina's smell?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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