In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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