before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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