3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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