In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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