she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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