I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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