Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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