please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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