Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
drinking out of a sandbucket again
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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