what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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