Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
