So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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