he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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