I have demons in me.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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