But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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