does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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