i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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