I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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