We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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