Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Rumble strips road head = magical
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i need some magic done to my vagina
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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