I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what if I'm pregnant?
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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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