in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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