why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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