going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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