Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
