Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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