M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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