just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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