Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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