quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Welp...herpes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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