We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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