bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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