True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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