We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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