I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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