You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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