i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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