I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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