I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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