thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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