im about as happy as oj after his trial
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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