So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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